Any good jokes ... ?

Discussion in 'CycleChat Cafe' started by cisamcgu, 31 May 2011.

  1. Andy_R

    Andy_R Hard of hearing..I said Herd of Herring..oh FFS..

    Location:
    County Durham
    Apparently crows feeding on roadsides are more likely to be killed by HGVs. For some reason whilst they have mastered the word "Car", they have problems with "Lorry"
     
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  2. meta lon

    meta lon Guru

    Beaks me why they cant say lorry
     
  3. Andy_R

    Andy_R Hard of hearing..I said Herd of Herring..oh FFS..

    Location:
    County Durham
    Caw blimey, that was terrible..
     
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  4. Cavalol

    Cavalol Veteran

    Location:
    Chester
    The inventor of the cliff hanger has passed away.

    His funeral will be on...
     
  5. twentysix by twentyfive

    twentysix by twentyfive Clinging on tightly

    Location:
    Over the Hill
    Groan
     
  6. Threevok

    Threevok Purveyor of Quality Meets

    Location:
    South Wales
    There I was, picking my nose for two hours...

    "Can you please hurry up? We close at 5" said the plastic surgeon
     
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  7. glasgowcyclist

    glasgowcyclist Charming but somewhat feckless

    Location:
    Scotland
    What's the difference between a seagull and a baby?

    One flits across the shore...
     
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  8. Threevok

    Threevok Purveyor of Quality Meets

    Location:
    South Wales
    Mrs V said she wanted more respect from me, regarding her idea to sell bike parts at the local market

    So I set her up on a pedal stall
     
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  9. johnnyb47

    johnnyb47 Über Member

    Location:
    Wales
    Scientist's have been studying a strange phenomenon for the last 10 years in North Wales. Apparently seagulls have been seen to fly normally in Prestatyn but when they approach Rhyl they flip over and fly upside down. After long studies they've came to the conclusion they do this because theirs nothing worth sh#ting on in Rhyl
     
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  10. betty swollocks

    betty swollocks large member

    My girlfriend hates it when I switch the wrappers on her choccy bars.
    She gets her snickers in a twix.
     
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  11. Dayvo

    Dayvo Just passin' through

    Location:
    oSLo
  12. Lullabelle

    Lullabelle Banana

    Location:
    Midlands UK
  13. Salty seadog

    Salty seadog Space Cadet...(3rd Class...)

    Go to your room young lady and think about what you've done.
     
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  14. Cavalol

    Cavalol Veteran

    Location:
    Chester
    I was shocked the other day when I thought I heard my wife say she wanted to go and see a Monkees tribute band in Switzerland.


    Then I saw her face-now I'm in Geneva
     
  15. Lullabelle

    Lullabelle Banana

    Location:
    Midlands UK
    :laugh:
     
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