Any good jokes ... ?

Discussion in 'CycleChat Cafe' started by cisamcgu, 31 May 2011.

  1. Cavalol

    Cavalol Veteran

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    My partner reckons that Dave Stewart of the Eurythmics is the greatest lyricist ever.

    Who am I to disagree?
     
  2. Cavalol

    Cavalol Veteran

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    Screwfix: purveyor of trade tools, accessories and hardware products.


    Or somewhere prisoner officers go to be mended?
     
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  3. CarlP

    CarlP If it's dead, bury it, before it starts to stink.

    Screwfix? I thought it was a sex shop. And Tool Station.
     
  4. Cavalol

    Cavalol Veteran

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    Since drawing a watch on my wrist with a ballpoint pen I've been living on biroed time.
     
  5. CarlP

    CarlP If it's dead, bury it, before it starts to stink.

    I had an inkling that joke was going to clock in .
     
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  6. Cavalol

    Cavalol Veteran

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    Our "Relate" councillor said my wife and I needed to talk about the 'elephant in the room'.

    'See, said my missus, even she thinks you're fat'
     
  7. Cavalol

    Cavalol Veteran

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    Women can do a much better Black Country accent than men. That’s because the female of the species is more Dudley than the male.
     
  8. benb

    benb Evidence based cyclist

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    I'll have to give you a big hand for that.
     
  9. betty swollocks

    betty swollocks large member

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  10. Cavalol

    Cavalol Veteran

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    Next door had a Viagra party last night - I had to go round there three times and ask them to keep it down.
     
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  11. CarlP

    CarlP If it's dead, bury it, before it starts to stink.

    That must’ve been hard.
     
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  12. swee'pea99

    swee'pea99 Legendary Member

    Did you feel a bit of a dick?
     
  13. subaqua

    subaqua What’s the point

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    Well it’s not a dating agency ....
     
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  14. Oi, Ghandi, never mind all that passivity, feed your cat man.

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  15. Salty seadog

    Salty seadog Space Cadet...(3rd Class...)

    A little help....
     
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