Any good jokes ... ?

Discussion in 'CycleChat Cafe' started by cisamcgu, 31 May 2011.

  1. Archie_tect

    Archie_tect De Skieven Architek... aka Penfold

    Location:
    Northumberland
    That'll be when the cuck...oos
     
  2. Chris S

    Chris S Veteran

    Location:
    Birmingham
    What's white and slips around the dance floor?
    Come Dancing.
     
  3. colly

    colly Re member eR

    Location:
    Leeds
    I first heard that joke when I was about 14.
     
  4. LeetleGreyCells

    LeetleGreyCells Reinvented for 2019 - Formerly RealLeeHimself

  5. betty swollocks

    betty swollocks large member

  6. Chris S

    Chris S Veteran

    Location:
    Birmingham
    Me too - but I didn't understand it then. And the one about two nuns having a bath.
     
  7. betty swollocks

    betty swollocks large member

  8. TinyMyNewt

    TinyMyNewt An execrable pun

    Location:
    South coast, UK
  9. Cavalol

    Cavalol Veteran

    Location:
    Chester
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  10. Cavalol

    Cavalol Veteran

    Location:
    Chester
    George Bush
    George Burns
    George Jones
    George Benson
    George C. Scott
    George Reeves
    George Wallace
    George Hallis
    George Washington
    George Washington Carver
    George Jefferson
    George Jetson
    George Peppard
    George Harrison
    Boy George
    by George
    George Of The Jungle
    George Strait
    Chris George
    Linda Day George
    George Patton
    Phyllis George
    George Custer
    George Mcclellan
    George Foster
    George Martin
    George Thorogood
    George Carlin
    George Hamilton
    George Raft
    George Jessel
    Talulah Gorge
    Susan George
    Curious George
    Georgie Porgie
    George Clinton
    George Segal
    George McGovern
    Jeff George
    George Lindsey
    George Sanford Brown
    George Lucas
    George McCrea
    George Schultz
    George Miken
    Gorgeous George
    Gorgeous George Junior
    George Orwell
    George Wendt
    George Gobel
    George Michael
    George Foreman
    Georgetown
    George Naismith
    George Will
    George Montgomery
    George Steinbrenner
    Georgie Fame
    George from Mice And Men
    George Allen
    George Rogers
    George Gipp "The Gipper"
    George Gershwin
    George Gervin
    George Zaharias
    George Kennedy
    George Brett
    George Mitchell
    George Stephanopoulos
    Chief Dan George
    George Blanda
    George Plimpton
    George McGinnis
    George Rogers Clark
    George Bernard Shaw
    George Siefert
    Eddie George
    George "The Animal" Steele
    George Dickel.

    One of those days today. Georges on my mind.

    *Edited
     
    Last edited: 6 Jan 2019
  11. Cavalol

    Cavalol Veteran

    Location:
    Chester
    Last night I gave my girlfriend a medieval battle uniform to polish, whilst I went to the pub.

    She said she always wanted a night in, shining armour.
     
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  12. srw

    srw It's a bit more complicated than that...

    Clearly he's not, because you can't decide which one.

    Now, if you'd said Georges [plural] on my mind there'd have been a half-decent joke to be had.
     
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  13. Archie_tect

    Archie_tect De Skieven Architek... aka Penfold

    Location:
    Northumberland
    Wakefield council salt spreader drivers are always very careful in the winter, said a local resident through gritted teeth.
     
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  14. Arjimlad

    Arjimlad Tights of Cydonia

    Location:
    South Glos
    I've made a resolution to give up chocolate, marshmallow and biscuits.. I expect it's going to be a very rocky road ahead.
     
  15. twentysix by twentyfive

    twentysix by twentyfive Clinging on tightly

    Location:
    Over the Hill
    So I’m at the wailing wall, standing there like a moron, with my harpoon.........
     
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