Any good jokes ... ?

Discussion in 'CycleChat Cafe' started by cisamcgu, 31 May 2011.

  1. Cavalol

    Cavalol Veteran

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    It’s a nice church, Reverend.

    It’s Norman.

    It’s a nice church, Norman.
     
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  2. Cavalol

    Cavalol Veteran

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    I tried to convince my mate to stop swimming in the sewers, but he was undeterred.
     
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  3. Cavalol

    Cavalol Veteran

    Location:
    Chester
    If you suck at playing the trumpet, that's probably why.
     
  4. Cavalol

    Cavalol Veteran

    Location:
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    {Through clenched teeth}

    You've never made treacle toffee before, have you?
     
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  5. morrisman

    morrisman Veteran

    He was going the the motions.
     
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  6. CarlP

    CarlP There’s no need to live in a pit of doom

    Both crap jokes.
     
  7. mrandmrspoves

    mrandmrspoves Middle aged bald git.

    Location:
    Narfuk
    Eider thought that was very expensive and left you with an awful lot of bills.
     
  8. PaulB

    PaulB Guru

    Location:
    Colne
    I was addicted to gambling, so went into rehab.

    When I came out again...
    I was no better.
     
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  9. morrisman

    morrisman Veteran

    I got the words "jacuzzi" and "yakuza" confused.
    Now I’m in hot water with the Japanese mafia.
     
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  10. Diogenes

    Diogenes Opinions, schminions

    While driving to work I was robbed by a gang when I stopped at traffic lights.


    They were pirates of the car I be in.



    My coat? How kind!
     
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  11. Diogenes

    Diogenes Opinions, schminions

    Wee boy: Mum, can we get coconut dog?

    Mum: There's no such thing

    Wee boy: But dad pointed to one yesterday and said to Uncle Dave "look at the coconut dug".
     
  12. colly

    colly Re member eR

    Location:
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    That is an absolutely brilliant surreal joke. Or a completely unfathomable crap joke. Or maybe......not a joke at all. Hmmm?
     
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  13. subaqua

    subaqua What’s the point

    Location:
    Leytonstone
    A Scottish lad ...
     
  14. colly

    colly Re member eR

    Location:
    Leeds
    I tried it in a Scottish accent.^_^


    Edit: AHHHH. I geddit.

    Edit: All that work for so little reward.:sad:
     
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  15. screenman

    screenman Legendary Member

    Try it in Caribean.
     
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