Discussion in 'CycleChat Cafe' started by cisamcgu, 31 May 2011.
That'll be when the cuck...oos
What's white and slips around the dance floor?
I first heard that joke when I was about 14.
Me too - but I didn't understand it then. And the one about two nuns having a bath.
George C. Scott
George Washington Carver
George Of The Jungle
Linda Day George
George Sanford Brown
Gorgeous George Junior
George from Mice And Men
George Gipp "The Gipper"
Chief Dan George
George Rogers Clark
George Bernard Shaw
George "The Animal" Steele
One of those days today. Georges on my mind.
Last night I gave my girlfriend a medieval battle uniform to polish, whilst I went to the pub.
She said she always wanted a night in, shining armour.
Clearly he's not, because you can't decide which one.
Now, if you'd said Georges [plural] on my mind there'd have been a half-decent joke to be had.
Wakefield council salt spreader drivers are always very careful in the winter, said a local resident through gritted teeth.
I've made a resolution to give up chocolate, marshmallow and biscuits.. I expect it's going to be a very rocky road ahead.
So I’m at the wailing wall, standing there like a moron, with my harpoon.........
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