Any good jokes ... ?

[ClichéGuevara]

After extensive scientific research into animals understanding of human languages.
They discovered the humble Crow has mastered the human language better than any other species..
Particularly English language.


They tend to feed on road sides and while one feeds the other shouts Car Car

Even better than pigeon English?

 

[Andy_R]

After extensive scientific research into animals understanding of human languages.
They discovered the humble Crow has mastered the human language better than any other species..
Particularly English language.


They tend to feed on road sides and while one feeds the other shouts Car Car

Apparently crows feeding on roadsides are more likely to be killed by HGVs. For some reason whilst they have mastered the word "Car", they have problems with "Lorry"

 

[Levo-Lon]

Apparently crows feeding on roadsides are more likely to be killed by HGVs. For some reason whilst they have mastered the word "Car", they have problems with "Lorry"

Beaks me why they cant say lorry

 

[Andy_R]

Beaks me why they cant say lorry

Caw blimey, that was terrible..

 

[Cavalol]

The inventor of the cliff hanger has passed away.

His funeral will be on...

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

Uncle Dave "look at the coc' on 'ut dug".

Groan

 

[Threevok]

There I was, picking my nose for two hours...

"Can you please hurry up? We close at 5" said the plastic surgeon

 

[glasgowcyclist]

What's the difference between a seagull and a baby?

One flits across the shore...

 

[Threevok]

Mrs V said she wanted more respect from me, regarding her idea to sell bike parts at the local market

So I set her up on a pedal stall

 

[johnnyb47]

Scientist's have been studying a strange phenomenon for the last 10 years in North Wales. Apparently seagulls have been seen to fly normally in Prestatyn but when they approach Rhyl they flip over and fly upside down. After long studies they've came to the conclusion they do this because theirs nothing worth sh#ting on in Rhyl

 

[betty swollocks]

My girlfriend hates it when I switch the wrappers on her choccy bars.
She gets her snickers in a twix.

 

[Dayvo]

 

[Lullabelle]

 

[Salty seadog]

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Go to your room young lady and think about what you've done.

 

[Cavalol]

I was shocked the other day when I thought I heard my wife say she wanted to go and see a Monkees tribute band in Switzerland.


Then I saw her face-now I'm in Geneva