Any good jokes ... ?

Discussion in 'CycleChat Cafe' started by cisamcgu, 31 May 2011.

  1. Cavalol

    Cavalol Veteran

    Location:
    Chester
    After years of looking I finally found a deaf sheepdog.


    They're hard to come by.
     
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  2. Threevok

    Threevok Purveyor of Quality Meets

    Location:
    South Wales
    :laugh::notworthy:
     
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  3. Cavalol

    Cavalol Veteran

    Location:
    Chester
    I was attacked by a flock of sheep earlier. Fortunately, I was only grazed.
     
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  4. CarlP

    CarlP There’s no need to live in a pit of doom

    You should be lambasted for that awful gag.
     
  5. Leaway2

    Leaway2 Guru

    Location:
    Manchester (Sale)
    I think you mean Baa'd gag. Yes he should be looking sheepish.
     
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  6. PaulB

    PaulB Guru

    Location:
    Colne
    I had my first cage fight last night.

    Budgie didn't know what hit him.
     
  7. glasgowcyclist

    glasgowcyclist Charming but somewhat feckless

    Location:
    Scotland
    I'm fluent in Scottish and I still don't get it.
     
  8. Cavalol

    Cavalol Veteran

    Location:
    Chester
    Ewe would say that.
     
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  9. Leaway2

    Leaway2 Guru

    Location:
    Manchester (Sale)
    There is no pulling the wool over your eyes.
     
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  10. Chris S

    Chris S Veteran

    Location:
    Birmingham
    Uncle Dave "look at the coc' on 'ut dug".
     
    Last edited: 18 Jan 2019
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  11. Cavalol

    Cavalol Veteran

    Location:
    Chester
    Knit wit.
     
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  12. roadrash

    roadrash cycle chatterer

    Any more like that and he will get the chop
     
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  13. meta lon

    meta lon Guru

    After extensive scientific research into animals understanding of human languages.
    They discovered the humble Crow has mastered the human language better than any other species..
    Particularly English language.


    They tend to feed on road sides and while one feeds the other shouts Car Car
     
  14. Even better than pigeon English?
     
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