Any good jokes ... ?

Discussion in 'CycleChat Cafe' started by cisamcgu, 31 May 2011.

  1. Cavalol

    Cavalol Veteran

    Location:
    Chester
    Missing: Black and white cat very very intelligent .
    Tiddles, if you're reading this, please come home.
     
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  2. Profpointy

    Profpointy Guru

    Is this him?

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  3. Ajay

    Ajay Veteran

    Location:
    Lancaster

    Err, I think that poor puss belonged to Ramsay Macdonald :okay:
     
  4. Salty seadog

    Salty seadog Space Cadet...(3rd Class...)

    Teacher: Johnny, if you had £5.00 and you asked your dad for £3.00 more, how many pounds would you have?

    Little Johnny: I would have five pounds…

    Teacher: You don’t know your arithmetic, Johnny…

    Little Johnny: You don’t know my dad, Miss.
     
  5. Salty seadog

    Salty seadog Space Cadet...(3rd Class...)

    It's reported that someone is stabbed every two days in the UK.

    Poor bastard.
     
    Last edited: 9 Jan 2019
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  6. A recent study has found that women who carry a little extra weight live longer than the men who mention it.
     
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  7. Dayvo

    Dayvo Just passin' through

    From Facebook:

    (now he can finally build his wall)



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  8. PaulB

    PaulB Guru

    Location:
    Colne
    Sadly, The days of people using proper English are went.
     
  9. The Bystander

    The Bystander Über Member

    Location:
    Northamptonshire
    For pity's sake, that's HAVE went! The days of people using proper English have went.
     
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  10. PaulB

    PaulB Guru

    Location:
    Colne
    Says the man who know's how to use a bloody apostrpoeh!
     
  11. Cavalol

    Cavalol Veteran

    Location:
    Chester
    My mate used to play guitar for ‘Hot Chocolate‘.



    If he was really good he got a biscuit, too.
     
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  12. Cavalol

    Cavalol Veteran

    Location:
    Chester
    I walked past a hospital ward and heard the sound of Scottish poetry being recited.
    What’s in there? I asked the Doc.

    “The Burns Unit”
     
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  13. further

    further Über Member

    Stollen fro LFGSS 49822910_2034102253333334_7222522953206857728_n.jpg
     
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  14. PaulB

    PaulB Guru

    Location:
    Colne
    I've just bought a new DeLorean. I'm only going to drive it from time to time.
     
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  15. Threevok

    Threevok Carpe Rotam

    Location:
    South Wales
    You must know that bloke who keeps shouting at me he pays road tax. He must have one of those too :whistle:
     
    Last edited: 10 Jan 2019
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