Any good jokes ... ?

[Chris S]

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I still don't understand it?

 

[Cavalol]

Laser pen, cats.

 

[slow scot]

Laser pen, cats.

Still a "no" from me I'm afraid. But I'm not the brightest.

 

[roadrash]

cats like to chase laser pointers, search you tube for cats and laser pointers

 

[Rezillo]

cats like to chase laser pointers, search you tube for cats and laser pointers

Ours goes berserk - it will knock over anything in its path to try and catch the dot.

 

[Shortandcrisp]

Slow Scot doesn’t own a cat!

 

[postman]

Slow Scot doesn’t own a cat!

No nor does Postman.

 

[Leaway2]

It is William Colgates birthday today. Liverpool council have been round to the house where he was born and removed the plaque.

 

[morrisman]

Did they ever find out if it was Maybelline?

 

[betty swollocks]

 

[raleighnut]

No nor does Postman.

Nor does Raleighnut

 

[Joey Shabadoo]

I still don't understand it?

Still a "no" from me I'm afraid. But I'm not the brightest.

No nor does Postman.

Nor does Raleighnut

It's like a strange parallel universe.

 

[Deleted member 26715]

Nor does Raleighnut

Does anyone, surely the cat owns them, or am I on yet another universe

 

[morrisman]

I’ve been diagnosed with a rare condition that makes me think I’m an airport building.
Hope it’s not terminal.

 

[raleighnut]

Does anyone, surely the cat owns them, or am I on yet another universe

I've asked my 5 Cats and 'Lord Fluffington' (the longhaired 'Full Tom' who lives here too) and none of them want a car.