Any good jokes ... ?

[benb]

Apparently there’s a new superhero called Aluminium Man...

He goes around foiling crime

 

[roadrash]

I used a plastic store card from my wallet to scrape the ice from my windscreen this morning...……..I only got 10% off

 

[screenman]

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That is real life in a few of the streets I drive down some days.

 

[PaulB]

I've started the Adam and the Ants diet; don't chew ever, don't chew ever.

 

[betty swollocks]

 

[morrisman]

I've always wondered whose idea it was to give the horses the first go at putting Humpty together again.

 

[The Crofted Crest]

@morrisman, that Morris versus Rave film is an absolute corker. Thanks for the link

View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vy_OK3806dw

 

[morrisman]

@morrisman, that Morris versus Rave film is an absolute corker. Thanks for the link

View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vy_OK3806dw

That's my chum Badger holding forth from 8:41 he may have had a drink.

If you want to see me I am on the far right at the start of this VIDEO

 

[betty swollocks]

The late Marvin Gaye used to keep a sheep in his vineyard.

He herded it through the grapevine.

 

[Cavalol]

 

[Arjimlad]

 

[Dave7]

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Never eat yellow snow.

 

[Cavalol]

I'm in a band called Heavy Metal Sewing Machines - I'm the lead singer

 

[PaulB]

I invented a sandal for people with one leg. It was a flop.

 

[Freds Dad]

My wife says that I have two problems.

I don't listen and something else.