Any good jokes ... ?

[EltonFrog]

Coiffure pun jokes seem to have stopped. Oh well, hair today gone tomorrow.

 

[Smokin Joe]

Coiffure pun jokes seem to have stopped. Oh well, hair today gone tomorrow.

We were worried about getting a wigging from the mods.

 

[EltonFrog]

We were worried about getting a wigging from the mods.

Sorry, I didn’t know that was the root of the problem.

 

[Tenacious Sloth]

Sorry, I didn’t know that was the root of the problem.

Don’t use all your puns up now, you may need ‘something for the weekend?’

 

[User6179]

 

[Cavalol]

Went to see the worst faith healer ever last night.

He was so bad, a bloke in a wheelchair got up and walked out.

 

[Cavalol]

I invented a steam-powered phone, but I kept getting too many mist calls.

 

[Cavalol]

Incredibly quiet in this retro sweet shop.

You could hear a pan drop.

 

[PK99]

Don't worry they are not permanent.

but they do come in waves

 

[Smokin Joe]

Our local candle shop burned down today. A huge crowd gathered and sang happy birthday.

 

[Salty seadog]

Our local candle shop burned down today. A huge crowd gathered and sang happy birthday.

Go to your room and think about what you've done.

 

[PaulB]

I went for a job interview yesterday and was asked if I could perform under pressure.

I said I didn't know that one but could have a fair crack at Bohemian Rhapsody.

 

[Smokin Joe]

It's easy to tell when someone has bought a bargain in the sale.

It doesn't fit.

 

[Cavalol]

I have an irrational fear of giants. It's called fee-fi-phobia.

 

[Joey Shabadoo]

My wife called me at work today and asked;

"Do you have a sharp stabbing pain in your chest, as if someone is putting needles in a voodoo doll?"

Puzzled, I replied "No"



"How about now?"