Any good jokes ... ?

[betty swollocks]

 

[JtB]

De La Rue can’t go bankrupt, they have a license to print money.

 

[Andy_R]

Just chicken proofed my garden. It's now impeccable.🐔

 

[Dayvo]

Hmmm, not sure about 'bull's-eye'!

 

[screenman]

 

[Joey Shabadoo]

Christmas is sorted

 

[raleighnut]

 

[Dayvo]

 

[CharlesF]

Dammit Carol, let me in. We’ve got a situation out here!

 

[AndyRM]

 

[Cavalol]

"John Lennon's widow is doing panto this year."

"Ono she isn't!"

 

[AndyRM]

 

[Chris S]

 

[Dave7]

True that. I put my back out and was in agony for a couple of week - caused by picking the cat up !

Maybe that's what I have done then.
Oh hang on, we don't have a cat

 

[Archie_tect]

"What's green and has eight wheels?"

Grass…..I lied about the wheels.