Any good jokes ... ?

[Cavalol]

Do you appear in the form of water droplets?
Are you found on grass and windows in the morning?
If so, you may be dew condensation.

 

[Paulus]

A man goes to the Doctor's. After the examination the Doctor says, I'm sorry to tell you that you only have 4 minutes to live. "What can you do for me "says the man.


"A boiled egg"? says the doctor.

 

[PeteXXX]

 

[Chris S]

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[Cavalol]

 

[Cavalol]

I changed my computer password to 'Alcatraz' and now the 'Esc' button won't work.

 

[Richard A Thackeray]

How to engage southerners in conversation

 

[Richard A Thackeray]

My OS map...……….

 

[Dayvo]

 

[benb]

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Yes, the opportunity has been handed to us on a Plato

Well aren't you quite the wit ...





... genstein

 

[Freds Dad]

A wife says to her husband "Can you go and see your GP for some treatment to get you more aroused?"

"Ok" says the husband.

After visiting he comes back home and hands his wife a paper bag from the chemist.

"What's this?" She asks.

"Diet pills!"

 

[Threevok]

I've named all the glass jars in the kitchen "Bob Marley"

Because they keep jam in

 

[Threevok]

I've just got a job as a buyer for Bonnie Tyler's Auto Repairs

Every now and then I phone a part

 

[EltonFrog]

I changed my computer password to 'Alcatraz' and now the 'Esc' button won't work.

I changed mine to "beef stew" but it wouldn't let me have that, saying it just wasn't stroganoff.

 

[roadrash]

my computer said that my new password should be 8 characters , I decided on …..snow white and the seven dwarfs.....