Any good jokes ... ?

[Joey Shabadoo]

An Indian scout and a cavalry Captain climb to the top of a tall hill and look out upon the plains.
The Captain says worriedly, "I don't like the sound of those drums."
The scout says, "I know. It's not our regular drummer."

 

[glasgowcyclist]

How do you know that there’s a drummer at your door?

The knocking keeps getting faster and he doesn’t know when to come in.

 

[Joey Shabadoo]

What do you call a drummer without a girlfriend?


Homeless.

 

[EltonFrog]

How do you get a drummer away from your front door?
Pay him 10 quid for the pizza and tell him to feck off.

 

[Cavalol]

Lovely surprise bumping into my old French teacher today, she asked what I was up to nowadays. I said I liked to go swimming with my friend and there's a cat on my chair.

 

[betty swollocks]

 

[Cavalol]

I swore 519 times during my last game of golf.

It was a new coarse record.

 

[PeteXXX]

I just got hit by a rental van....Bl**dy hertz!

 

[Lullabelle]

 

[raleighnut]

Lovely surprise bumping into my old French teacher today, she asked what I was up to nowadays. I said I liked to go swimming with my friend and there's a cat on my chair.

Didn't you tell her your Aunties pen was still on the Table.

 

[Joey Shabadoo]

View: https://twitter.com/jko017/status/1218500257371381761

 

[slow scot]

Didn't you tell her your Aunties pen was still on the Table.

More specifically "the table of my uncle". Must have had different French teachers!

 

[raleighnut]

More specifically "the table of my uncle". Must have had different French teachers!

I dunno, did you have an uncle Tante.

 

[Joey Shabadoo]

Lovely surprise bumping into my old French teacher today, she asked what I was up to nowadays. I said I liked to go swimming with my friend and there's a cat on my chair.

Did she ecouter et repeter ?

 

[Domus]

How do you know if the stage is level?
The drummer dribbles out of both sides of his mouth.