Any good jokes ... ?

[Arjimlad]

 

[PaulB]

What's made of brass and sounds like Tom Jones?


Trombones.

 

[Cavalol]

My son is taking part in a social experiment where he has to wear a Boris Johnson T-shirt for two weeks. so far, he's been spat at, punched and had beer poured all over him. It will be interesting to see the reaction when he goes outside.

Another one that deserves ten likes.

 

[Arjimlad]

I thought this was rather good.

 

[roadrash]

I thought this was rather good.

like this
https://www.cyclechat.net/threads/candid-camera-locked-bike-prank.257928/

 

[Arjimlad]

like this
https://www.cyclechat.net/threads/candid-camera-locked-bike-prank.257928/

Ah, I missed that, so I did !

 

[betty swollocks]

 

[morrisman]

This may work but you will need an update first

 

[betty swollocks]

I went to see my doctor yesterday because I've not been sleeping.
"Can you describe a typical night?" She asked.
"He sits of a big horse and wears a suit of armour."
"No. What happens at bedtime?"
"He probably dismounts and takes it off."

 

[Dayvo]

Mate: How did your blind date go?
Me: I gave her 'the look.'
Mate: Oh yeah, show me.
Me: I bite my lip seductively.
Mate: Wouldn't it be better to bite the bottom lip?

 

[PaulB]

Latest news about the virus scare is that everyone at John Lennon airport has been put into isolation. Imagine all the people.

 

[morrisman]

Latest news about the virus scare is that everyone at John Lennon airport has been put into isolation. Imagine all the people.

British Airways are refusing to fly there but Norwegian wood.

 

[Chris S]

 

[GM]

 

[Cavalol]

My missus just gave me my birthday present. I knew it was a Monopoly board from the word Go.