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Just seen someone in Aldi, buying paella, tortilla,churros and a giant sombrero, I thought.........HISPANIC buying !!
 

screenman

Legendary Member
Just got back from a Local Tesco . I've never been so rudely treated in my life!! 😔 ...All I did was ask for toilet paper at the Customer Service desk🤷 The woman behind the counter yelled at the top of her lungs.. OH MY GOD, ARE YOU SERIOUS !!?! . 😲. .

I politely said...There's no need to make a scene and shuffled back to the toilets with my pants around my ankles....😂

PLEASE leave the TP in Public Toilets!!

bloody brilliant, cried with laughter.
 

PaulB

Legendary Member
Location
Colne
It is with great sadness that I have to mention the loss of a few further local businesses around our town. The bra manufacturer has gone bust, the specialist in submersibles has gone under, the manufacturer of food blenders has gone into liquidation, a dog kennel has had to call in the retrievers, the suppliers of paper for origami enthusiasts has folded, the Heinz factory has been canned as they couldn't ketchup with orders, the tarmac laying company has reached the end of the road, the bread company has run out of dough, the clock manufacturer has had to wind down and gone cuckoo, the Chinese has been taken away, the shoe shop has had to put his foot down and given his staff the boot and finally the laundrette has been taken to the cleaners!
 

Andy_R

Hard of hearing..I said Herd of Herring..oh FFS..
Location
County Durham
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Archie_tect

De Skieven Architek... aka Penfold + Horace
Location
Northumberland
US politicians advised to wear masks... fail.



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Andy_R

Hard of hearing..I said Herd of Herring..oh FFS..
Location
County Durham
It is with great sadness that I have to mention the loss of a few further local businesses around our town. The bra manufacturer has gone bust, the specialist in submersibles has gone under, the manufacturer of food blenders has gone into liquidation, a dog kennel has had to call in the retrievers, the suppliers of paper for origami enthusiasts has folded, the Heinz factory has been canned as they couldn't ketchup with orders, the tarmac laying company has reached the end of the road, the bread company has run out of dough, the clock manufacturer has had to wind down and gone cuckoo, the Chinese has been taken away, the shoe shop has had to put his foot down and given his staff the boot and finally the laundrette has been taken to the cleaners!
Dont forget that the bonsai supply company has downsized
 
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