Any good jokes ... ?

[Cavalol]

My doctor died last night. He left a note, but we won’t know if it’s suicide until the chemist opens.

 

[Cavalol]

I always scuba in my green Teletubbies costume. I'm a Dipsy diver.

 

[cyberknight]

Bloody hell, no-one's even got this yet!

I did but i was to busy being violently happy .

 

[tyred]

The cat asked me if I'd like the radio left on while he goes out.

 

[ClichéGuevara]

 

[tyred]

 

[Rezillo]

French immunologist Didier Raoult, who has championed the use of chloroquine:

Brent Spiner as Dr Okun in Independence Day:

 

[PaulB]

It's Birds of Prey quiz time folks.

Fingers on buzzards.

 

[Smokin Joe]

Week four without sports. Found a lady sitting on my couch yesterday. Apparently she is my wife. She seems nice.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

This lockdown is dreadful, I'm so bored I've just rung somebody in India to see if they've had an accident in the last three years.

 

[cyberknight]

facefluff cycling friend .....

 

[PeteXXX]

 

[PaulB]

Which letter is third in the alphabet?
A) B
B) C
C) A

 

[Joey Shabadoo]

CAN THE MODS OF THIS SITE DO A BETTER JOB OF MONITORING WHO IS ALLOWED TO JOIN DURING THE LOCKDOWN PLEASE? WE HAVE A NEW POSTER, A VERY ELDERLY WOMAN, SHE HAS BEEN PRIVATE MESSAGING CC'ERS, SENDING THEM NUDE PICTURES OF HERSELF IN VERY NASTY POSES, ALONG WITH CLOSE-UP PICTURES OF HER IN HER UNMENTIONABLES. SHE IS OFFERING AN iPHONE 11 PRO MAX IN EXCHANGE FOR SEXUAL FAVORS. I AM ESPECIALLY BOTHERED BECAUSE IT TURNED OUT TO BE AN iPHONE 8 PLUS AND OBVIOUSLY SOMETHING IS WRONG WITH IT. IT RUNS SUPER SLOW AND THE CAPS LOCK IS STUCK ON. THANK YOU!

 

[Joey Shabadoo]