Any good jokes ... ?

[tyred]

 

[Cavalol]

Apart from "fine" and "okay", do women have any other death threats?

 

[PeteXXX]

A man who has trained his dog to play the trumpet on the London Underground said he went from Barking to Tooting in just over an hour...

 

[Salty seadog]

A great advertisement... View attachment 524366

Is that Barnard Castle?

 

[tyred]

Is that the Barnard Castle?

I don't know. It is just a random picture that turned up in my newsfeed.

 

[tyred]

I quit my job in McDonald's today.

The boss is a clown.

 

[MichaelW2]

Recently somebody on the radio mentioned their favourite childhood hymn -
'Horses bright and beautiful'

To be a penguin.

 

[monkers]

To be a penguin.

'As pants the hart for cooling streams', I won't quote what we used to sing to that in school assembly.

 

[tyred]

I used to have a job in a calendar factory but got the sack for missing a few days.

 

[Joey Shabadoo]

 

[Moon bunny]

'As pants the hart for cooling streams', I won't quote what we used to sing to that in school assembly.

“Zadok got p***ed and pee’d on the carpet, and I know a song about it” Handel.
Remember it for the next coronation.

 

[monkers]

View attachment 525079

Worst set of fridge magnets ever .

 

[PeteXXX]

 

[PeteXXX]

Worst set of fridge magnets ever .

Depends how hard you throw it! 😉

 

[monkers]

Depends how hard you throw it! 😉

I saw a lad accidentally drop a scrabble set in the road the other day. I came over all Jimmy Cagney and said, 'what's the word on the street kid?'