Any good jokes ... ?

[Mike Ayling]

... and it's only had one owner, a Dutchman name of Hertz Van Rental. 😄

And the American parent company has filed for bankruptcy but it may not affect its various subsidiaries around the world.
Hertz files for bankruptcy in US: What it means for ...
https://www.heraldsun.com.au/business/companies/hertz-files-for...

 

[Mike Ayling]

Sorry, this is a Murdoch company with a paywall.

 

[Archie_tect]

And the American parent company has filed for bankruptcy but it may not affect its various subsidiaries around the world.
Hertz files for bankruptcy in US: What it means for ...
https://www.heraldsun.com.au/business/companies/hertz-files-for...

It only Hertz when I laugh...

 

[PaulB]

I just blocked somebody on Facebook for correcting my grammar and it feelded great.

 

[Joey Shabadoo]

View: https://i.imgur.com/0MjyD8w.gifv


Not a joke but it made me smile

 

[Archie_tect]

Wonder what today's Cummings and Goings will be....

 

[postman]

Wonder what today's Cummings and Goings will be....

Can i have a guess where you work..Part time in a maternity hospital and a morgue.

 

[Andy_R]

 

[Sharky]

There's a sign outside our local hospital that reads 'Thieves Operate Here'


I thought, wouldn't it be safer if Surgeons do it. !!

 

[Smokin Joe]

Load of people round our way have taken up karate during lockdown.

I can tell because they are all painting their fences.

Nope, don't get it.

 

[glasgowcyclist]

Nope, don't get it.

It’s a film reference fromThe Karate Kid.

 

[LCpl Boiled Egg]

It’s a film reference fromThe Karate Kid.

The one where he cheats at the end and does the illegal kick to finish the fight

 

[Dayvo]

 

[Andy_R]

"Which is clearer sir? Lens 1 or lens 2"

 

[roadrash]

View: https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=3539938299355887&set=gm.3957666170947390&type=3&eid=ARAi0al6P8yQ1wp3m38w_XQKFo5mh7tTxwgdCur9I5VVjxmSs8LEnZJU3XcdoxQJFluf5L5ggBW3bWa-