Any good jokes ... ?

[Joey Shabadoo]

Watched a really good documentary last night on Netflix about a Chinese couple who didn't board Malaysian Flight 370 (the one that disappeared) when they should have done. Covers a lot of pretty compelling conspiracy theories. Well worth watching. It's called "Two Wongs don't make a flight"

 

[CharlesF]

What word becomes shorter when you add two letters to it?










Short.

 

[JPBoothy]

A survey of people clapping for the NHS has shown that the biggest % are Everton FC fans.
Apparently they are glad to have something worth applauding.

Hey, don't knock the blues as this is the longest unbeaten run they have had for years.

 

[betty swollocks]

 

[Dayvo]

 

[Venod]

 

[Joey Shabadoo]

 

[mistyoptic]

 

[Profpointy]

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That reminded me of this

View: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=RDbyp0q_O1Fss&feature=share&playnext=1

 

[PeteXXX]

 

[roley poley]

There really is a mineral called cummingtonite

 

[Dayvo]

 

[Smokin Joe]

I won first prize in the raffle at my local shop last night, ten years supply of Marmite.

One jar.

 

[PaulSB]

The seven dwarves have been told they can meet in a group of six tomorrow. One of them isn't happy.

 

[Dayvo]