Any good jokes ... ?

[Dayvo]

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The pearl necklace!? 😳😳

😉

 

[betty swollocks]

 

[Deleted member 26715]

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Always thought that if anybody introduced themselves to me as Jessica Fletcher I'd run away

 

[mistyoptic]

 

[Salty seadog]

I am so fed up being furloughed that I began reading the dictionary from cover to cover. I'm past caring now.

Would that not be just one entry though. Hardly a challenge....

 

[Salty seadog]

The pearl necklace!? 😳😳

😉

I tried to give a girl a pearl necklace once but it went over her head.

 

[Dayvo]

I tried to give a girl a pearl necklace once but it went over her head.

Cheapskate!

 

[Beebo]

Always thought that if anybody introduced themselves to me as Jessica Fletcher I'd run away

Anyone who was as regularly at the scene of a murder as she was would have quickly raised suspicions.
A fantastic final episode would have seen her unmasked as a serial killer.

 

[Cavalol]

JRR Tolkien's first name was Jive.

 

[Cavalol]

I've just seen two women, neither of whom was Chaka Khan. I'm beginning to think she might have been lying.

 

[Tenacious Sloth]

Love it. Where can I get one?

Not sure, but I'm guessing that any printers/tee shirt designers would be able to help out.

No good for me though. My name’s Graham.

 

[Salty seadog]

Cheapskate!

I was tired.

 

[AndyRM]

 

[Cavalol]

Laway!
I don't know what that means, but Enya wanted me to say it.

 

[Salty seadog]

Laway!
I don't know what that means, but Enya wanted me to say it.

Reported.🧐