Any good jokes ... ?

[PaulB]

I hate people who use the same word twice in a sentence. Enough is enough.

 

[morrisman]

I hate people who use the same word twice in a sentence. Enough is enough.

Yeah, yeah

 

[Salty seadog]

An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a bar but they all have to leave because the Englishman doesn't like it.

Ouch.

 

[Cavalol]

The phrase “Who goes there?” has been around for sentries.

 

[Salty seadog]

Quick question,

'What's another word for Thesaurus?'

 

[raleighnut]

Yeah, yeah

Now now.

 

[LCpl Boiled Egg]

What's the difference between ignorance and apathy?

I don't know and I don't care.

 

[Arjimlad]

Why is it that most people have heard of Karl Marx, but nobody remembers that it was his sister Onya who invented the starting pistol.

 

[gbb]

Why is it that most people have heard of Karl Marx, but nobody remembers that it was his sister Onya who invented the starting pistol.

That's one of those jokes that just makes you titter for a few minutes.

 

[Dayvo]

I hate people who use the same word twice in a sentence. Enough is enough.

I agree. It's a definite no-no.

 

[PeteXXX]

 

[LCpl Boiled Egg]

I agree. It's a definite no-no.

Hear, hear!

 

[Seevio]

Genie: Alright. You know the drill, 3 rules: No wishing anyone dead, no forced falling in love, no bringing anyone back from the dead.
Me: I wish my socks were tongues.
Genie:
Genie: There are 4 rules

 

[Joey Shabadoo]

Genie: Alright. You know the drill, 3 rules: No wishing anyone dead, no forced falling in love, no bringing anyone back from the dead.
Me: I wish my socks were tongues.
Genie:
Genie: There are 4 rules

Me: I wish jigsaw pieces groaned erotically when you slot them into place.

 

[Joey Shabadoo]

What do you get if you cover a woman called Claire in chocolate?

Chocolatey Claire...