Any good jokes ... ?

[Chris S]

I wonder what a Sunday Sport 3-D printer would print?

 

[Beebo]

I wonder what a Sunday Sport 3-D printer would print?

A pair of great tits?

 

[Dayvo]

Hmm . . . magpies have black beaks . . . Or at least UK ones do . . .

Google image it!

 

[Dayvo]

 

[Dayvo]

 

[Cavalol]

A long shot perhaps, what exactly does a sniper rifle do?

 

[PeteXXX]

Probably posted before, but... 👍🏼

 

[Joey Shabadoo]

 

[Profpointy]

Did you know a piraña fish can strip a small child to the bone in under a minute?

Anyway I lost my job at the aquarium today

(shamelessly plagiarised from the ukcaving forum)

 

[Chris S]

 

[Chris S]

 

[Cavalol]

If man did not evolve from apes, how come we like PG tips as much as they do?

 

[Seevio]

How stupid is Elton John that he doesn't know the word "astronaut".

 

[Cavalol]

Phoned 999 today to report my bike being stolen from the park.
"What does it look like?" asked the copper.
Well, I replied, it's big green and full of trees.

 

[Beebo]

How stupid is Elton John that he doesn't know the word "astronaut".

Pedant Alert.
Bernie Taupin wrote the lyrics so your joke is factually inaccurate. 😀