Any good jokes ... ?

[Arjimlad]

The macaw that lives on my office work surface has irritated several different Frenchmen with its glockenspiel.
I don't know what they're going to do about it, but desk parrot chimes gall four disparate messieurs.

TMN to me see three posts above

 

[Cavalol]

I was in a shoe shop and tried on a shoe, I said to the assistant "It's too tight".

He said "Try it with the tongue out"

I said "It'th nho ghood, it'th thtill thoo thight".

 

[Joey Shabadoo]

 

[PeteXXX]

~ Linkie ~

 

[Salty seadog]

** BREAKING NEWS **
A photographer was killed in a freak accident today.
Whilst trying to take a group photo, a giant lump of cheddar fell on him.
Bystanders said people did try to warn him.

Took a good 30 seconds.

 

[Smokin Joe]

 

[raleighnut]

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~ Linkie ~

He must be a BMW driver riding a bike.

 

[Mr Celine]

May have been on here before -

 

[Dave7]

Took a good 30 seconds.

Afraid I gave up on that one
Please explain

 

[Domus]

“CHEESE”

 

[PeteXXX]

CRACKERS

 

[Salty seadog]

Afraid I gave up on that one
Please explain

They all said 'Cheese'

 

[Dave7]

They all said 'Cheese'

I thought that
Then I thought.......no, it can't be that bad

 

[PeteXXX]

 

[Cavalol]

The Italian wing of Heinz soup has recently gone into adminestrone.