Any good jokes ... ?

[Dayvo]

I'm not interested in who is responsible for the drainage but I would like to meet the person who built that retaining wall!

 

[Dayvo]

 

[Joey Shabadoo]

 

[Cavalol]

My dog likes to swim out at sea to warn boats of dangerous areas. He's a good buoy.

 

[Cavalol]

Did you know that soul singer Bill Withers had a brother called ‘Bear’ who wrote telephone hold music?'

 

[mistyoptic]

 

[Andy_R]

View attachment 546202

Back in the day when cars used to have hubcaps, I might have put a piece of gravel in one of them on my dad's car.....much confusion caused...

 

[Hardrock93]

Dear BBC,
I tuned into BBC2 on Wednesday night, eagerly anticipating your new program, Nadiya Bikes. Imagine my disappointment when Mrs. Hussain spent the entire half hour in the kitchen, preparing what I can only imagine was her mid-ride snack. I usually get by with just a banana and energy gel when out on my bike, so her tally of 12 cupcakes, a blueberry scone pizza, an Asian toad in the hole and a mango coconut sponge appeared somewhat excessive, not to say greedy. Hoping to see some cycling in next week's show.
Yours, disgruntled of Stirling.

 

[betty swollocks]

 

[Pat "5mph"]

Mod Note:
Could posters please refrain from posting images that contain swearwords?
It's in the rulz, being CC a family friendly forum
Cheers all!

 

[Joey Shabadoo]

Mod Note:
Could posters please refrain from posting images that contain swearwords?
It's in the rulz, being CC a family friendly forum
Cheers all!

You can actually read the Doctor's placards? V impressive.

 

[mistyoptic]

 

[Dayvo]

 

[betty swollocks]

 

[Arjimlad]