Any good jokes ... ?

[PeteXXX]

 

[Cavalol]

I noticed there is a competition for 'World's best sexual contortionist', so I've entered myself.

 

[Chris S]

Carlsberg don't do number plates, but if they did.....

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BJ69 was a standard Birmingham prefix. The KFC suffix has probably added a few thousand pounds to its value.

 

[Archie_tect]

BJ69 was a standard Birmingham prefix. The KFC suffix has probably added a few thousand pounds to its value.

Why, don't get it at all- I'm missing something!

 

[Chris S]

Why, don't get it at all- I'm missing something!

food after sex

 

[oldfatfool]

food after sex

Why, don't get it at all- I'm missing something!

Finger licking good. 😜

 

[Archie_tect]

I got that, but why is the combination of BJ, 69 and KFC worth money as a registration, and why is it witty or funny?

[I'm clearly getting too old and grumpy! ]

 

[Mugshot]

I got that, but why is the combination of BJ, 69 and KFC worth money as a registration, and why is it witty or funny?

Cos Boris Johnson isn't 69 but he does like KFC.

 

[Archie_tect]

Boris Johnson getting sacked and ejected as an MP would be funny...

 

[Chris S]

I got that, but why is the combination of BJ, 69 and KFC worth money as a registration, and why is it witty or funny?

Because they can denote a series of events.

 

[PeteXXX]

 

[guitarpete247]

In Sainsburys today and we spotted this in the world food aisle.

 

[Kryton521]

My Uncle always had good advice, He told me once, "the secret to good theatre is always leave them wanting more!" Really great bloke but a terrible anaesthetist!

 

[Kryton521]

I was in Asda, looking at fly killers, says to a young lad stacking shelves, "Will this be any good for wasps?" He looks at me, and says, "No, that'll kill them!"

 

[Cavalol]

I have Spooner's disease. I often weigh a lake at night worrying about it.