Any good jokes ... ?
Andy_R Hard of hearing..I said Herd of Herring..oh FFS.. Location County Durham 24 Sep 2020 #14,341 Last edited by a moderator: 24 Sep 2020
CharlesF Guru Location Glasgow 24 Sep 2020 #14,342 And on that note: Last edited by a moderator: 24 Sep 2020
Cavalol Guru Location Chester 24 Sep 2020 #14,344 Roger Longbottom said: A straight, white, British male applies for a job at the BBC. Click to expand... Are you confusing Cycle Chat with the Daily (hate) Mail?
Roger Longbottom said: A straight, white, British male applies for a job at the BBC. Click to expand... Are you confusing Cycle Chat with the Daily (hate) Mail?
Andy_R Hard of hearing..I said Herd of Herring..oh FFS.. Location County Durham 25 Sep 2020 #14,346 Sitting on the sofa in my hiviz jacket, just reflecting....
Cavalol Guru Location Chester 25 Sep 2020 #14,347 I woke up this morning and my wife had me in a headlock - I think she must have had a wrestlers' night sleep.
I woke up this morning and my wife had me in a headlock - I think she must have had a wrestlers' night sleep.
colly Re member eR Location Leeds 25 Sep 2020 #14,348 Carlsberg don't do number plates, but if they did.....
PaulSB Legendary Member Location Chorley, Lancashire 26 Sep 2020 #14,349 colly said: Carlsberg don't do number plates, but if they did..... View attachment 549141 Click to expand... Well I'm sad enough to reg check this. It's real!!!! 😄
colly said: Carlsberg don't do number plates, but if they did..... View attachment 549141 Click to expand... Well I'm sad enough to reg check this. It's real!!!! 😄
slowmotion Quite dreadful Location lost somewhere 26 Sep 2020 #14,350 I'd love to tell you a joke about Covid-19 but you probably wouldn't get it for 14 days.
Cavalol Guru Location Chester 26 Sep 2020 #14,352 I got thrown out of Chester Zoo this afternoon because they didn’t like my Rod Hull impression. To be fair, neither did the emu.
I got thrown out of Chester Zoo this afternoon because they didn’t like my Rod Hull impression. To be fair, neither did the emu.
Dave7 Legendary Member Location Cheshire 26 Sep 2020 #14,353 Knock on the door yesterday. It was the police. They said my dog has bitten a man on a bike. I said..... can't be my dog, he doesn't ride a bike.
Knock on the door yesterday. It was the police. They said my dog has bitten a man on a bike. I said..... can't be my dog, he doesn't ride a bike.
Cavalol Guru Location Chester 26 Sep 2020 #14,355 You've probably seen the news that anyone returning from Iceland has now got to self isolate for 14 days. I only went for a bag of frozen chips now I'm stuck in the house for 2 weeks.
You've probably seen the news that anyone returning from Iceland has now got to self isolate for 14 days. I only went for a bag of frozen chips now I'm stuck in the house for 2 weeks.