Any good jokes ... ?

[PaulB]

Pretentious? Moi?

 

[LCpl Boiled Egg]

Alright! An oeuf is an oeuf!

 

[Joey Shabadoo]

It's about time English was recognised as the lingua franca of the world.

 

[Cavalol]

According to the Institute of Incomplete Research, 9 out of 10 people

 

[Dayvo]

A bit late now, but you get my drift.


One small step for man, one giant step for mankind.

 

[PeteXXX]

 

[Joey Shabadoo]

 

[Cavalol]

When I was young, money was so tight we had our birthday parties in the local launderette. The highlight was pass the Persil.

 

[PeteXXX]

 

[PeteXXX]

 

[Profpointy]

I'm not a snob but I confess that I find the overuse of foreign phrases in English conversation to be rather passé and somewhat fin de siècle.

Pretentious, moi ?

 

[Dayvo]

Pretentious, moi ?

Encore?!

 

[Dayvo]

 

[betty swollocks]

I remember getting into a fight at school with Timothy Dalton.
I beat the living daylights out of him.

 

[Archie_tect]

Encore?!

"Quoi?"