Any good jokes ... ?
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rikki
Legendary Member
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- Limestone Coast, South Australia
Arjimlad
Tights of Cydonia
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- South Glos
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Smokin Joe
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- Bare headed cyclist, Smoker
Peter Sutcliffe goes to heaven. St Peter was standing at the gate and asks his name.
"I'm Peter Sutcliffe."
St Peter says, "You'll have to wait there God wants a word with you."
God arrives and says to Sutcliffe, " You killed 13 women on earth"
He pulls out a hammer and hits him on the head knocking him to the ground where he hits him another 12 times then kicks him in the family jewels.
"Ok, I get why you hit me 13 times but why kick me in the nuts as well?"
"That's for telling everyone I told you to do it."
"I'm Peter Sutcliffe."
St Peter says, "You'll have to wait there God wants a word with you."
God arrives and says to Sutcliffe, " You killed 13 women on earth"
He pulls out a hammer and hits him on the head knocking him to the ground where he hits him another 12 times then kicks him in the family jewels.
"Ok, I get why you hit me 13 times but why kick me in the nuts as well?"
"That's for telling everyone I told you to do it."
Dayvo
just passin' through
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Seevio
Guru
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- South Glos
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roadrash
cycle chatterer
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- sitting on the edge of wigan pier
There is bad, then there is really bad, then there is that
mrandmrspoves
Middle aged bald git.
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- Narfuk
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Oh for gods sake dont anyone egg him on.
I think you've been cooped up for too long..
