Any good jokes ... ?

[PaulB]

If you were suffering from a headache in the countryside and desperately needed an Aspirin, who's most likely to come to your rescue? Farmer A, Farmer B or Farmer C?

 

[Faratid]

Here's some things I've never seen.
A house fly, a pub crawl, a kerb crawl.

And I've heard a rubber band.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

 

[Cavalol]

 

[Dave7]

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You will have to explain that one to me.

 

[roadrash]

^^^^^and me^^^^^^

 

[RichardB]

I drink lots of water.
BUT I do make sure it has hops, sugar and yeast (plus other bits) added......just to make it more healthy.

Hops and barley are vegetables. That's two of your five for a start.

 

[Rickshaw Phil]

You will have to explain that one to me.

^^^^^and me^^^^^^

The shows mascot was called Bully.

 

[Dave7]

The shows mascot was called Bully.

Yes......sadly I remember that .
Still can't see the joke though.

 

[Cavalol]

It took me a while.

 

[roadrash]

The shows mascot was called Bully.

yes I remember that , still dont get it , perhaps it would help if i knew who the doll was. ????

 

[Rickshaw Phil]

Yes......sadly I remember that .
Still can't see the joke though.

yes I remember that , still dont get it , perhaps it would help if i knew who the doll was. ????

In this case Bully has been replaced with Priti Patel. Link in case you've been avoiding the news (and I wouldn't blame you).

 

[Arjimlad]

 

[ebikeerwidnes]

In this case Bully has been replaced with Priti Patel. Link in case you've been avoiding the news (and I wouldn't blame you).

Ah yes - see what you mean

subtle, requires thought and all that stuff

so - Yup - I totally missed it to

 

[Dayvo]

yes I remember that , still dont get it , perhaps it would help if i knew who the doll was. ????

Pritti 'Facking Awful' Patel.