Any good jokes ... ?

[Mr Celine]

If Titanic sank today!
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Phone eejits always film disasters in portrait.

 

[Salty seadog]

What’s the biggest crustacean in the World?



Kings Cross Station.



*I'll get my coat.

Take some time to think about what you've done.

 

[Chris S]

What do DJs call dinosaur farts?
Blasts from the past.

 

[Richard A Thackeray]

 

[Cavalol]

My wife and I share the same sense of humour.


We have to, she doesn't have one.

 

[MichaelW2]

A frog in your throat or just a little horse?

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Turn the image 45° anti-clockwise.

Thats amazing. As if by magic the frog goes from portrait aspect ratio to landscape.

 

[PaulB]

I just heard a woodpecker call me paranoid..in Morse code.

 

[Seevio]

 

[Toshiba Boy]

 

[Dayvo]

When your wife opens the front door for you at 03:00 with an angry and threatening look on her face and holding a broom, don't be a bloody fool and say 'Not finished the housework yet?'

 

[roadrash]

 

[Andy_R]

Can someone help me out please? I know Henry VIII had 6 wives. There was Catherine of Aragon, Anne Boleyn, Anne of Cleves, Catherine Howard, Catherine Parr, but for the life of me I can’t remember the surname of Jane.....See more

 

[PaulB]

Went to Rome last week and saw the Spanish Steps. Worst tribute band ever.

 

[PaulSB]

 

[Toshiba Boy]