Any good jokes ... ?

[theclaud]

And I had done a thread search for "Jihadiwaddy" to check too. Pah!

Ha - serves you right for unattributed Tweet-theft!

 

[Cavalol]

My son fell asleep at a party recently, so I drew a willy on his forehead and shaved his eyebrows.


The missus went absolutely off her nut, put him back in the pram and stormed off home.

 

[Cavalol]

 

[Cavalol]

Just made a model hotel out of little cheesy biscuits...

It's not exactly the Ritz.

 

[nickyboy]

A neutron walks into a bar and orders a drink

The barman starts to pour the drink whilst the neutron get his wallet out

"You can put that away sir" says the barman

"Why's that?" asks the neutron

Barman replies "For you sir, no charge"

 

[Seevio]

My wife accused me of being immature.

I told her to get out of my Fort.

 

[Cavalol]

Enid Blyton’s new book is a bit different to the others..

 

[Joey Shabadoo]

 

[pawl]

Just heard sex has been banned inIceland.Not sure about thCo Op

 

[Salty seadog]

Check out @theunexplainers’s Tweet:
View: https://twitter.com/theunexplainers/status/730126930192826368?s=09

 

[Cavalol]

 

[Cavalol]

How come everyone bangs on about how great Albert Einstein is, yet rarely mention what a monster his brother Frank was?

 

[Chris S]

Things you didn't know about me:
1) My penis is the same length as an Argos pencil;
2) I am banned from my local Argos.

 

[PeteXXX]

What’s white and fluffy and hangs around in a zoo?






A meringuetang

 

[Cavalol]

I was blessed with a nine inch willy.







I think that priest has been sacked now.