Any good jokes ... ?

[ClichéGuevara]

 

[roley poley]

I don't understand it?

dopler red shift meeeeeoooooowwwwww I had to ask too

 

[Cavalol]

Can any of you confirm the telephone number for 'OK' Magazine?

I have been trying to phone them for over an hour and every time I get Hello.

 

[Cavalol]

My mate Simon has moved away to Ho Chi Minh City.

That's Si gone.

 

[Cavalol]

Soz, not soz if this is a re-post.

 

[PaulB]

I was walking past a building site when the guy hammering on the roof called me a paranoid little weirdo in morse code.

 

[Cavalol]

Can anyone remind me how to use WD40?


I'm a bit rusty.

 

[Cavalol]

Said to my mate, "I just watched that film about the Nazis"
He said, "Oh right, the one with Adolf in?"
I said, "No mate, you're thinking of 'Flipper', this was just about the Nazis"

 

[Cavalol]

It's three degrees out there folks. Take good care of yourselves.

 

[betty swollocks]

 

[Kempstonian]

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Houseboats, obviously!

 

[PaulB]

The world's worst stand up comedian, Arthur Longbottom was buried yesterday. To commemorate his career, the minister told one of his jokes and in tribute, the congregation gave a two minute silence.

 

[Chris S]

People laughed when I said I was becoming a comedian. Well they're not laughing now.

 

[Chris S]

An elderly Nigerian clergyman has died leaving his entire £3 million fortune to his cat. The Reverend Charles Wales was quoted as saying, "I tried to give my money away on numerous occasions but nobody ever responded to my emails."

 

[Hitchington]

Where did Saddam used to keep his wine?

In Iraq.