Any good jokes ... ?

[Profpointy]

We had a dog to do that.

Ah but if a house had a dog who'd grab the paper all you needed to do was waggle the paper as you pushed it in and wind the dog up. With a bit of finesse you could get the dog to utterly shred the paper and take the blame for it !

 

[Profpointy]

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It's not a misprint; the pool's infested with piranhas

 

[raleighnut]

It definitely has ties.
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That must be a long piece of string.

 

[raleighnut]

Ah but if a house had a dog who'd grab the paper all you needed to do was waggle the paper as you pushed it in and wind the dog up. With a bit of finesse you could get the dog to utterly shred the paper and take the blame for it !

It was only ever the 'freesheet' anyway, I used to buy my paper on the way to work.

 

[Joey Shabadoo]

 

[raleighnut]

Why couldn't Frankenstein's monster father any Children,

Cos his nuts were in his neck.

Nicked from Charlie Drake.

 

[Joey Shabadoo]

When someone asks how much your new bike was... in front of your wife.

 

[Joey Shabadoo]

 

[betty swollocks]

 

[betty swollocks]

 

[PeteXXX]

 

[Cavalol]

Rainwater has been dripping through the roof of my aviary.

It's really getting on my t*ts.

 

[betty swollocks]

 

[Archie_tect]

[Overheard on the radio] I've started calling people by their High Street names on my mobile... so my mum's M+S, my wife is Per Una.... you could be next.

 

[Joey Shabadoo]