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Electric_Andy

Heavy Metal Fan
Location
Plymouth
I went in and asked if I could get my eyes tested.. You ain't kidding, mate, this is the butchers. Specsavers is next door!
I got contact lenses when I was 18, and went to visit my Gran. I told her I'd just got contacts and she said "oh, they look very nice". I said "haha, can you see them then?" And she said "well, no, but you look nice without glasses" :wacko:
 
So sorry! :blush: ;)

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Andy_R

Hard of hearing..I said Herd of Herring..oh FFS..
Location
County Durham
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Cavalol

Legendary Member
Location
Chester
On the train from London a beautiful woman sat next to me. We got talking and she told me that she was going to Chester to attend a nymphomaniac conference.

She said that she was lecturing on the myths about the worlds lovers. For instance, the black man is supposed to be most well endowed where it is in fact the red indian. French are not the best lovers but are in fact the Greeks and the Irish and not the Italians have the most stamina in bed.

She stopped and said, "I'm sorry. Here am I going on and I don't even know your name."
"It's Geronimo Stavros," I replied. "My friends call me Paddy."
 
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