Any good jokes ... ?

[Venod]

 

[Dayvo]

 

[PaulB]

I'm truly admonished at the number of words I use without knowing their meaning.

 

[swee'pea99]

We all have an Edward Woodwood joke, the same one.

I have a different one!

D'you want to hear it?

Oh, ok....

What do you call a man with a tree on his head?

Edward


What do you call a man with three trees on his head?

Edward Woodward.


What do you call a man with four trees on his head?





I don't know either but Edward Woodward would.

My coat? How kind.

 

[DaveReading]

Following the moving sight of Prince Philip making his final journey atop an elderly customised Land-Rover, Prince Andrew has requested that when he goes, it should be on top of a 15-year-old Escort.

 

[tyred]

 

[PaulB]

I've got the feeling I stuck pins in this doll before. It's a real sense of deja voodoo.

 

[PeteXXX]

 

[oldfatfool]

Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwyllllantysiliogogogoch is the wifi password for the village. All Welsh towns and villages put the wifi password up on signs as you drive in.

sorry password is not strong enough, please use at least one numerical and one special character.

 

[PaulB]

My mates have asked me to do their hair for a reggae-themed fancy dress party. I'm dreading it.

 

[doughnut]

Really struggled to park my car in the council car park yesterday. After 10 mins I just ditched it but was pleasantly surprised when I got back to the car to find someone had complimented my efforts. Stuck to my windscreen was a note which said "Parking fine".

 

[bruce1530]

I bought a Van Gogh coffee table yesterday.

I know it's a genuine Van Gogh, because it has a bit of veneer missing.

 

[PeteXXX]

No idea where this is, just saw the pic..

 

[ebikeerwidnes]

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No idea where this is, just saw the pic..

That must be where the pros go to learn to bunny hop!

 

[betty swollocks]