Any good jokes ... ?

[JtB]

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Oh dear…… so smart and yet Spock doesn’t know that “Gallon” is a unit of volume and not weight.

 

[MichaelW2]

Oh dear…… so smart and yet Spock doesn’t know that “Gallon” is a unit of volume and not weight.

There are two kinds of country. Those that use the gallon as a unit of weight, and those that haven't put a man on the moon.

 

[PeteXXX]

Oh dear…… so smart and yet Spock doesn’t know that “Gallon” is a unit of volume and not weight.

On Earth, maybe!

 

[oldfatfool]

There are two kinds of country. Those that use the gallon as a unit of weight, and those that haven't put a man on the moon.

Allegedly

 

[houblon]

Allegedly

Consarn it! You're telling me that Britain's failure to take giant steps for mankind is faked!?! This is too much to take in, the day after Italy were deep faked into Wembley...

 

[Tenkaykev]

Allegedly

😁

 

[PeteXXX]

I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date but unfortunately she’d popped her clogs.

 

[PeteXXX]

 

[houblon]

This just in: Vatican City scammed out of 1 million euros as their PaPal account hacked...

 

[PaulB]

I ran into the vets this morning and said to the receptionist, "Quick, I think my hamster is in serious trouble."
"Hamster?" she laughed, "That's a snake."

 

[tyred]

 

[Dayvo]

 

[JtB]

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Yeap, our doctors’ surgery has a receptionist like that.

 

[tyred]

Yeap, our doctors’ surgery has a receptionist like that.

My parent's next door neighbour is a doctor's receptionist and I think she thinks she is a doctor herself.

 

[Dave7]

Yeap, our doctors’ surgery has a receptionist like that.

Its a requirement that every surgery has at least one like that