Any good jokes ... ?
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Oldhippy
Cynical idealist
That's reassuring isn't it!
Alex321
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- South Wales
mistyoptic
Vintage
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- A parallel reality
Nelson was 5’4” tall. His statue in London is 16 feet tall.
That’s Horatio of 3:1
That’s Horatio of 3:1
Chris S
Legendary Member
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- Birmingham
Chris S
Legendary Member
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- Birmingham
Toshiba Boy
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- By the beach, West Zummerzet
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VelvetUnderpants
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A man doing market research for the Vaseline Company knocked at the door and was greeted by a young woman with three small children running around at her feet. “I’m doing some research for Vaseline. Have you ever used the product?”
She said, “Yes. My husband and I use it all the time.” “If you don’t mind my asking,” he said, “what do you use it for?” “We use it when we make love,” she said. The researcher was a little taken aback. “Usually people lie to me and say they use it on a child’s bicycle chain or to help with a gate hinge. But, in fact, I know that most people do use it for sex. I admire you for your honesty. Since you’ve been so frank so far, can you tell me exactly HOW you use it?”
The woman said, “I don’t mind telling you at all. My husband and I put it on the doorknob and it keeps the kids out.” What were you thinking ……..
She said, “Yes. My husband and I use it all the time.” “If you don’t mind my asking,” he said, “what do you use it for?” “We use it when we make love,” she said. The researcher was a little taken aback. “Usually people lie to me and say they use it on a child’s bicycle chain or to help with a gate hinge. But, in fact, I know that most people do use it for sex. I admire you for your honesty. Since you’ve been so frank so far, can you tell me exactly HOW you use it?”
The woman said, “I don’t mind telling you at all. My husband and I put it on the doorknob and it keeps the kids out.” What were you thinking ……..
Chris S
Legendary Member
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- Birmingham
Somebody did actually leave a note like that on somebody's windscreen. A bystander noted their registration and gave it to the driver when they returned.
twentysix by twentyfive
Clinging on tightly
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- Over the Hill
mistyoptic
Vintage
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- A parallel reality
