I experienced the absolute WORST customer service earlier today at a shop by me.
At the moment, I'm not going to mention the name of the shop because I'm not sure how I'm going to address this situation.
So, this past Saturday, I bought something from this shop. I paid cash for it. When I took it home I found out it didn't work, so earlier today, less than 24 hours later, I took it back to the shop and asked if I could get a refund...
The person working at the shop told me, “NO!” I went back home and got the receipt, went back to the shop, and showed it to them and again they said "NO!!" At that point, I asked if I could get a replacement instead then. Yet again this person told me "NO!!!"
I was fit to be tied; I asked to speak to the manager, since I was seriously not happy with how I was being treated. When the manager asked me what the problem was, I explained that I had bought the item, and when I got home, it didn't work.
The manager just smiled and told me to my face that I was, "OUT OF LUCK."
Think about it!
No FREE replacement!
They Just LAUGHED at me!
I will NEVER, EVER buy Lotto Ticket from there again!
Last week, we took some friends out to a new restaurant, and noticed that the waiter who took our order carried a spoon in his shirt pocket. It seemed a little strange.
When the waiter brought our water and cutlery, I noticed he also had a spoon in his shirt pocket. Then I looked around and saw that all the staff had spoons in their pockets.
When the waiter came back to serve our soup I asked, "Why the spoon?" "Well, "he explained, "the restaurant’s owners hired Andersen Consulting to revamp all our processes. After several months of analysis, they concluded that the spoon was the most frequently dropped piece of cutlery. It represents a drop frequency of approximately 3 spoons per table per hour. If our staff are better prepared, we can reduce the number of trips back to the kitchen and save 15 man-hours per shift."
As luck would have it, I dropped my spoon and he was able to replace it with his spare. "I’ll get another spoon next time I go to the kitchen instead of making an extra trip to get it right now." I was impressed.
I also noticed that there was a string hanging out of the waiter’s zip on his trousers. Looking around, I noticed that all the waiters had the same string hanging from their flies. So before he walked off, I asked the waiter, "Excuse me, but can you tell me why you have that string right there?"
"Oh, certainly!" Then he lowered his voice. "Not everyone is so observant. That consulting firm I mentioned also found out that we can save time in the rest-room. By tying this string to the tip of you know what, we can pull it out without touching it and eliminate the need to wash our hands, shortening the time spent in the rest-room by 76.39 per cent."
I asked "After you get it out, how do you put it back?"
"Well," he whispered, "I don’t know about the others, but I use the spoon."