Any good jokes ... ?

[srj10]

I'd say the odds on having a singer named Fish in a band are one in a Marillion...

 

[tyred]

 

[Richard A Thackeray]

Seen Sunday 9th

The effects of the Pandenmic, & accumulative injuries, finally got the better of him

At the junction of the A62 Huddersfield Road & A672 Ripponden Road
Greenacres
Oldham


It's opposite this building; https://www.geograph.org.uk/photo/3235578

 

[Nibor]

 

[mistyoptic]

 

[tyred]

 

[mistyoptic]

The hardest part about making skimmed milk, is throwing the cow across the lake.

 

[PaulB]

As my son dawdled to school I told him to hurry up or he'd be late. He said, 'It's alright, they're open 'til 3.30."

 

[tyred]

Spoiler: NSFHome

 

[Seevio]

The hardest part about making skimmed milk, is throwing the cow across the lake.

The trick is to give it just the right amount of spin.

 

[Dirk]

Now she's talking sense!!

 

[Cavalol]

'Photo Vandals' is one one of the best pages on social media.

 

[Cavalol]

I just realised that I haven't done the Hokey Cokey in over a decade.
I guess when you get older, you just forget what it's all about.

 

[Smokin Joe]

'Photo Vandals' is one one of the best pages on social media.

Can you post a link please, typing "Photo Vandals" into google brought back nothing.

 

[Cavalol]

Apologies, it's a Facebook page. The logo for the page has a pink background and sort of 'vandalism' type lettering.