Any good jokes ... ?

[Dave7]

I had an obese parrot. It died last week.
Sad really but its a weight off my shoulder.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

 

[roadrash]

 

[roadrash]

 

[srj10]

Took the shell of my racing snail to see if it would make it go faster
It only made it more sluggish.

When asked to name the Roman numerals for 51, 6 and 500, my mind went blank, I was livid.

 

[Dayvo]

 

[tyred]

 

[Dayvo]

 

[tyred]

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Summer 2022 reality

 

[Toshiba Boy]

 

[Toshiba Boy]

 

[tyred]

 

[VelvetUnderpants]

 

[VelvetUnderpants]

 

[VelvetUnderpants]