Any good jokes ... ?

[PaulB]

Well everyone, tonight is Burns Night AND Chinese New Year so we're combining the two and having a Chinese-Burns night. I didn't want to go but someone twisted my arm.

 

[srj10]

What's the difference between the bagpipes and an onion?
Nobody cries when you chop up the bagpipes.

 

[swee'pea99]

What's the difference between the bagpipes and an onion?
Nobody cries when you chop up the bagpipes.

What's the difference between a banjo and a trampoline? People take their shoes off before they jump up and down on a trampoline.

 

[PeteXXX]

What's the definition of a gentleman musician?
One who can play the banjo, but doesn't.

 

[Chris S]

 

[Dayvo]

 

[PeteXXX]

 

[Cavalol]

Well everyone, tonight is Burns Night AND Chinese New Year so we're combining the two and having a Chinese-Burns night. I didn't want to go but someone twisted my arm.

Some friends are holding a joint party for the Chinese New Year and Burns Night called ‘Chinese-Burns Night’
I wasn't keen but they twisted my arm.

 

[tyred]

My great grandfather went to see the Titanic. He kept telling people not to go into it and telling them it was going to sink.

The cinema manager threatened to call the police if he didn't leave.

 

[JtB]

Some friends are holding a joint party for the Chinese New Year and Burns Night called ‘Chinese-Burns Night’
I wasn't keen but they twisted my arm.

@PaulB also had his arm twisted to go to the same party.

 

[mistyoptic]

 

[PaulB]

Some friends are holding a joint party for the Chinese New Year and Burns Night called ‘Chinese-Burns Night’
I wasn't keen but they twisted my arm.

Look six up!

 

[ClichéGuevara]

Look six up!

https://letmegooglethat.com/?q=six

 

[Dayvo]

I need some help with regard to doing up my bathroom.
Can the good folk on CC decide which is more suitable?

 

[Dayvo]