Any good jokes ... ?

[PeteXXX]

 

[Andy in Germany]

 

[Cavalol]

It's my scouse nephew's birthday tomorrow, so I've put £20 in his nan's purse.

 

[newfhouse]

 

[Jameshow]

 

[craigwend]

 

[tyred]

A man walks into a pub and asks for a pint.

The barman was cleaning tables and said sorry, we're not ready to open for another hour.

The man asks if it's okay to wait.

The barman says "sure, would you like a drink while you're waiting?"

 

[Cavalol]

I should never have agreed to bake a wedding cake.

It'll all end in tiers.

 

[Joey Shabadoo]

A man walks into a bakery and asks for a green sliced loaf.

"I'm sorry, it's Thursday we've only got blue ones."

"It's alright, I'm on my motorbike."

 

[Jameshow]

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/38415114...tixoXeJTeO&var=&widget_ver=artemis&media=COPY
Suitable for evening wear!!🤣🤣🤣

 

[newfhouse]

Scary Hallowe’en costume.

 

[cisamcgu]

A man walks into a bakery and asks for a green sliced loaf.

"I'm sorry, it's Thursday we've only got blue ones."

"It's alright, I'm on my motorbike."

I'm really trying to see what this is about ... ?

 

[Joey Shabadoo]

I'm really trying to see what this is about ... ?

Don't ask me, I'm not really a welder.

 

[Alex321]

I'm really trying to see what this is about ... ?

Glad I'm not the only one.

 

[Andy in Germany]

This is one that did the rounds during the lockdown: