Any good jokes ... ?

[Chris S]

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How do you turn off the Internet ?

You just need to turn off certain servers?

 

[Profpointy]

You just need to turn off certain servers?

Maybe a 100 million of them !
That's the whole point of the internet; keeping comms going after a nuclear attack

 

[Supersuperleeds]

How do you turn off the Internet ?

cut the key underwater cables.

 

[Cavalol]

Scientists who were against genetic engineering have managed to cross a seagull with a sheep.

Which is a massive ewe tern.

 

[Seevio]

 

[PeteXXX]

What's the difference between a Casual Dress party and a pirate having sex?

One you come as you are, the other you ARRR! as you come...

🏴‍☠️

 

[srj10]

Out local drug dealer is a big T-Rex fan and is known as Sellagram Sam.

 

[newfhouse]

 

[oldwheels]

Woman had three sons in the fire service.
One morning she shouts upstairs “ who wants bacon and eggs this morning”

“Me maw”
“Me maw”
“Me maw”

 

[tyred]

 

[colly]

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Hey Jude.

Or:

BATMAN.

 

[tyred]

 

[Toshiba Boy]

 

[craigwend]

 

[Toshiba Boy]