Any good jokes ... ?

[tyred]

 

[Chris S]

How many NHS specialists does it take to change a light bulb?
One, but there's a three year waiting list.

 

[Cavalol]

My neighbour's installed a stairlift in their house.

It's driving me up the bloody wall.

 

[Chris S]

What's the worst thing that your husband has said to you while you were having sex?
"Hi Honey! I'm home!"

 

[tyred]

 

[mistyoptic]

“I’ve been practicing levitation, using a piece of cheese.”

“Oh, really. How long can you keep it in the air?”

“Only Brie fly”

 

[PeteXXX]

 

[craigwend]

 

[PeteXXX]

 

[tyred]

I've found a dartboard to suit my style of playing!

 

[postman]

I have just bought Mrs p a wooden leg.its not her main present just a stocking filler.

 

[roadrash]

 

[Toshiba Boy]

 

[tyred]

 

[Toshiba Boy]