Any good jokes ... ?

[craigwend]

 

[Gwylan]

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Not just me then. I usually reply something like "yes, dear. I'm going to shave the dragon. Then I'll take the unicorn to the vet."

Or " oh good. Has it healed up"

 

[tyred]

 

[craigwend]

 

[Chris S]

View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mUrKMzgO2pw&pp=0gcJCdgAo7VqN5tD

 

[tyred]

Banks really need to do a better job of stocking their ATM machines.

I've been to five now and they all say insufficient funds when I try to withdraw money.

 

[craigwend]

 

[tyred]

 

[craigwend]

 

[craigwend]

 

[Shortfall]

 

[craigwend]

 

[Gwylan]

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"Out of the mouths of drunks and children"

 

[Venod]

Donald Trump dies during a trip through Israel. The American diplomats ask the authorities how the situation will proceed. They say they can have him buried here for $100 or take him to America for $5,000. The diplomats consult briefly and then say they want him buried in America. When it is pointed out that this would be much more expensive, the diplomats says: That may be so, but a long time ago, a man died in your country and was resurrected three days later, and we cannot take that risk.

 

[JohnHughes307]

Just once, someone tried to get away without paying...