Any good jokes ... ?

[AndyRM]

 

[tyred]

 

[rustybolts]

 

[postman]

Mrs P thinks i am gullible and people take advantage of me.just wait till i tell her i have won the Nigerian lottery.

 

[tyred]

 

[craigwend]

 

[Chris S]

 

[CharlieB]

A Daily Mail reader walks into a restaurant, takes a seat.
Waiter: “Have you any intolerances?”
…

 

[craigwend]

 

[craigwend]

 

[JtB]

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That logic doesn't make sense; the second sentence is not an exception statement to the first sentence.

 

[craigwend]

That logic doesn't make sense; the second sentence is not an exception statement to the first sentence.

 

[AndyRM]

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As it happens I was discussing who would be able to chin a bear with a colleague today.

We decided that with his height and my disregard for personal safety, we'd take one on and almost certainly die.

Almost.

 

[Gwylan]

That logic doesn't make sense; the second sentence is not an exception statement to the first sentence.

Thank you. I thought it was just me being thick.

 

[tyred]