A guy is sat down when his wife smacks him on the back of the head with a rolled up magazine.
Ow!!! What was that for he asks.
She says "I just found a piece of paper in your coat, it has the name Laura Lee on it".
He says "when I went to the races that was the name of a horse. I bought you those flowers with the winnings".
She says "I'm so sorry darling, I should have known better".
Next day she smacks him round the head with the frying pan. When he woke up he asks "what was that for"?
She said "your horse just telephoned"