Any good jokes ... ?

[Toshiba Boy]

Twice in 5 years!

We'll set an alarm for July 2030.

 

[Chislenko]

Years ago we had an empire run by an emporer.

Then we had a kingdom run by a king.

Now we have a country...

 

[morrisman]

I'm opening a steak restaurant themed on Elvis Presley
It's for people who love meat tender

 

[Gwylan]

I'm opening a steak restaurant themed on Elvis Presley
It's for people who love meat tender

and beetroot

 

[Dave7]

My wife shouted "I have missed you".

Normally that would be sweet but she is reloading !!

 

[Toshiba Boy]

 

[Dave7]

There are some really mean people in this world.
My mate locked his car but left his MUFC season ticket on the dashboard.
By the time he got back some b*stard had smashed the windscreen and left another season ticket.

 

[craigwend]

 

[craigwend]

 

[tyred]

 

[Joey Shabadoo]

I take it @Yellow Fang and @Time Waster live close?

 

[Vapin' Joe]

Hottest day on record in Scotland

 

[Vapin' Joe]

This device saved my marriage -

 

[Chris S]

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It's a case of getting on the first shuttle bus to the terminal and not having to wait 10 minutes for the next. If you are using public transport for the rest of your journey then there is a knock on effect.

 

[Webbo2]

This device saved my marriage -

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Does it suck or blow😱