Any good jokes ... ?

[craigwend]

 

[craigwend]

 

[tyred]

 

[Cavalol]

Not saying it's hot out there, but I've just seen a Deliveroo rider only wearing two coats.

 

[mikeIow]

What do you call a hippie's wife?
Mississippi

In the butcher the other day: I asked if he had any tripe.
He went away and came back with a box set of Mrs Brown's Boys.

 

[AndyRM]

 

[Moon bunny]

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They aren't examples of bad grammar but mistaken homophones

 

[rustybolts]

 

[Richard A Thackeray]

Cycling, or Land-Rovers??

 

[Richard A Thackeray]

 

[Richard A Thackeray]

 

[AndyRM]

 

[AndyRM]

What did Harry Potter do when he got his first mobile phone?

Cauldron.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

 

[matticus]

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That's a sent a chill straight to my heart.