Any good jokes ... ?

[Sharky]

Prompted by the thread on book ethics.....

Two traffic cops in Moscow chatting..

"Have you booked any good reds recently", said one.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

 

[Supersuperleeds]

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This joke is older than that song

 

[craigwend]

 

[tyred]

 

[Toshiba Boy]

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This joke is older than that song

Oooh Supersuperleeds, you are "A man in the dark in a picture frame so mystic and soulful".....

 

[ebikeerwidnes]

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Good job my dog died many years ago then

mind you - with her it was disguised as butter

this was pretty much the only thing she would eat like a normal dog in one gump- anything else she was careful with and checked out
even tinned rice pudding which was her favourite!!!


I never had cheese in the house - because cheese is disgusting rotten milk
which I MAY have mentioned before