Any good jokes ... ?

[Sharky]

Prompted by the thread on book ethics.....

Two traffic cops in Moscow chatting..

"Have you booked any good reds recently", said one.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

 

[Supersuperleeds]

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This joke is older than that song

 

[craigwend]

 

[tyred]

 

[Toshiba Boy]

...

This joke is older than that song

Oooh Supersuperleeds, you are "A man in the dark in a picture frame so mystic and soulful".....

 

[ebikeerwidnes]

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Good job my dog died many years ago then

mind you - with her it was disguised as butter

this was pretty much the only thing she would eat like a normal dog in one gump- anything else she was careful with and checked out
even tinned rice pudding which was her favourite!!!


I never had cheese in the house - because cheese is disgusting rotten milk
which I MAY have mentioned before

 

[srj10]

A virus is making people forget 80's rock bands.
Nobody knows the cure.

 

[tyred]

 

[ebikeerwidnes]

A virus is making people forget 80's rock bands.
Nobody knows the cure.

I blame the Foreigners

 

[ebikeerwidnes]

I blame the Foreigners

and if it isn;t sorted out we will all be in Dire Straits

 

[craigwend]

 

[Cavalol]

And yet, not the low point of the thread...

I actually think that'd be some sort of great honour.

 

[Regular.Cyclist]

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True story.

I was at work one day, and very busy, so didn’t notice the escalating emails come into my inbox till late in the day.

From the email it was obvious a wife and her husband had had a big argument before he left for work. Husband and I had a similar email address but there was a dot in mine and not in his. Wife had been emailing the wrong address all day.

Email 1: wife apologies for the argument and checks everything is ok between them.
Email 2: wife is miffed at not getting a response.
Email 3: wife retracts apology and calls husband all sorts of name for ignoring her.
Email 4: wife now extremely angry with husband and demanding immediate response.
Email 5: wife now threatening all sorts of physical violence to husband.
Email 6: wife now threatening to travel to her parents to stay and filling for divorce.

It was at that point I saw them and replied that she’d got the wrong address and hoped everyone was safe!

Email 7: wife email me thanking me for letting her know and that I’d saved her husband, who was due home in a few minutes, “from a good thrashing”.

Sounded her much like a blissful marriage!