Any good jokes ... ?

[Dag Hammar]

I walked up to the cheese counter ….which interrupted him so he had to start again.

 

[Stevo 666]

 

[ebikeerwidnes]

It turns out that when you're asked which is your favourite child, you're meant to select one of your own!

Who knew?

A comedian on that show where they all have to answer the same question said that if the world was just about to end in a few minutes

He would line all of his kids up - wait until the last second and point to one and say
"You are my favourite"

 

[tyred]

I went to visit a psychic.

I knocked on her door and she yelled "Who is it?"

So I left...

 

[craigwend]

 

[craigwend]

 

[Dave7]

I have just read an article on Japanese sword fighting.
It's a bit lengthy so I will samurais it for you.

 

[mistyoptic]

 

[tyred]

 

[Stevo 666]

 

[tyred]

 

[craigwend]

 

[PeteXXX]

Sad to hear that the Italian branch of Heinz soup has gone into adminestrone.
😢

 

[Dave7]

My car is nice and modern but has too many unwanted gimmicks. An example, I just put it in reverse and it showed a video of a man getting run over.

 

[markemark]

My car is nice and modern but has too many unwanted gimmicks. An example,p I just put it in reverse and it showed a video of a man getting run over.

Putting a car into reverse? That takes me back...