Any good jokes ... ?

[mistyoptic]

 

[tyred]

 

[Toshiba Boy]

 

[Dave7]

My sex life is like a Ferrari!

I don't have a Ferrari.

 

[postman]

I got a letter on Wednesday from my health centre,i have caught covid.Today i got a letter from Manchester United,for a trial,it seems they like the idea i can catch something.

 

[Chromatic]

I got a letter on Wednesday from my health centre,i have caught covid.Today i got a letter from Manchester United,for a trial,it seems they like the idea i can catch something.

Talking of Man Utd, I watched the Grimsby v Man Utd game the other night, I love those cup matches where the underdog has a chance to win through, but alas, that night it wasn’t to be, so congratulations Grimsby.

 

[postman]

, that night it wasn’t to be, so congratulations Grimsby.

You have brought a very big smile to this old blokes face.it's just like the joke about the visit to the orphanage.
The Man United team visited an orphanage in Manchester today.
"It's heartbreaking to see their sad little faces with no hope," said Tom, age six”

 

[postman]

what have Butlins and Manchester got in common.Both of their seasons finish in October.
Why have manchester United planted spuds on their pitch,,,,it's so they can lift something in April.

 

[tyred]

 

[Joey Shabadoo]

 

[morrisman]

If you look very closely...all mirrors look like eyeballs.

 

[morrisman]

Just changed my name to Stepphenwolf
I was born Toby Wilde

 

[tyred]

 

[Andy in Germany]

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The trousers the kid in the middle is wearing, are almost the same pattern as the wallpaper in my old primary school hall.

 

[MichaelW2]

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The decade that fashion showed too much interest in.